Wouldn’t it be great?

If one night while up late

Aliens left their craft lying around

I’d take a look inside it

Maybe try to fly it

And hover eighty feet above the ground

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IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

WOULDN’T TRY TO KEEP A PROFILE LOW

YES IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT IT ON SHOW

AND HAVE A MASSIVE FEATURE IN HELLO

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Wouldn’t it be good?

If one night when down the pub

A saucer landed in the car park

I’d walk round the outside of it

Maybe try to hide in it

Stow away before it disembarked

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IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

WOULDN’T TRY TO KEEP A PROFILE LOW

YES IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT IT ON SHOW

AND HAVE A MASSIVE FEATURE IN HELLO

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I’ve always wanted a UFO

I’ve always wanted to boldly go

Voyage to the stars

I want to meet an alien

That looks vaguely mammalian

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IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

WOULDN’T TRY TO KEEP A PROFILE LOW

YES IF I HAD A UFO

I’D WANT IT ON SHOW

AND HAVE A MASSIVE FEATURE IN HELLO