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I'm Back
Lyrics

I had to go

I had to be away

You opposed

But I needed things to change

Thought you

Understood when I explained

I’d be coming back

Soon as it didn’t seem so strange

To be with you, to be with you, all the time

-

NOW I’M BACK

I CAN SEE THAT YOU’VE BEEN BUSY

YES I’M BACK

AND I’M ASKING YOU WHO IS HE?

BUT I MET

WITH A STONY STARE

SO I LEFT

BEFORE MY TEMPER FLARED

-

I had to leave

Cos I needed time to think

So I went

Home and poured myself a drink

Came back later

Heard the racket from downstairs

So I quickly ran up there

And I found you, oh I found you, with another guy

-

SAID “I’M BACK”

HE SAID, “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?”

SAID “I’M THE PARTNER

OF THE WOMAN YOU JUST SCREWED

I SHOULD CORRECT

MYSELF COS I DON’T WANT HER NOW

GOOD LUCK

YOU CAN HAVE THAT CHEATING COW”

-

THEN I WALKED

OVER TO HER SIDE

SAID, “IT SEEMS

THAT YOU TOOK ME FOR A RIDE

I CAME BACK

TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

I CAME BACK

AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GO AND DO

IT’S NOT ENOUGH

TO MAKE ME WANT TO CRY

COS YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT

SO I’M LEAVING YOU - GOODBYE!”

Lowdown

Thankfully, I've never had the misfortune of walking in on someone I care about boinking someone else, but I can imagine the kinds of feelings it would provoke.

At first the protagonist can't understand what's happened. He's been away for a bit (to get some breathing space) and is unable to accept that his girl has moved on from him so quickly. In fact he doesn't get any answers at all.

Which is why later on he sneaks back and catches them doing the deadly deed. By this point he's decided that if she can do this to him she's not worth his attention, so he gives them both a piece of his mind and storms out, giving himself some closure.

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