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Lyrics
He’s got fifty-four pairs of shoes
Rubs foundation on any bruise
A wardrobe for each season
Takes him 3 hours to put something on
Orders Babycham at the bar
Got cuddly animals in his car
He screams when he breaks a nail
But he still tries to claim he’s a red-blooded male
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The girls all like him but they don’t quite like him enough
And behind his back, all the guys, call him a poof
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OH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, HE GOT LUCKY ONCE
BUT SHE LEFT HIM QUICK, COS HE WORE, LIPSTICK
HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
,
B
UT HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS
WITH HIS GIRLY WAYS, THEY SAY HE’S GOTTA BE GAY
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He’s scared of spiders and flies
Puts eyeshadow on his eyes
Moisturises well
Cares about the aging of skin cells
Plays with his gelled-up hair
Buys designer underwear
Boasts about the leather jacket he’s got
And he smells like a chemist’s shop
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COS HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, HE GOT LUCKY ONCE
BUT SHE LEFT HIM QUICK, COS HE WORE, LIPSTICK
HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, BUT HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS
WITH HIS GIRLY WAYS, THEY SAY HE’S GOTTA BE GAY
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He eats out every night
Dinner for one by candlelight
Pretends that he’s got friends
But they only tolerate him
Lives life like a millionaire
Despite having no money spare
I don’t know what his jewellery weighs
But it must be more than BA’s
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COS HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, HE GOT LUCKY ONCE
BUT SHE LEFT HIM QUICK, COS HE WORE, LIPSTICK
OH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, BUT HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS
WITH HIS GIRLY WAYS, THEY SAY HE’S GOTTA BE GAY
YEAH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
, AND HE’D SNAP IN A FIGHT
HE LEAVES THE LANDING LIGHT ON AT NIGHT
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YEAH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
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YEAH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
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YEAH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
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YEAH HE’S A
PONCE
, HE’S A
PONCE
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HE’S A
PONCE
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